that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it
talkin to ur crush like
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
This is it. This is the pinnacle of nerdom. This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.
Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.
Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible. This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.
i wish i had an accent
there we go
don’t forget all dads have mustaches. if your dad doesn’t have one, he’s not your real dad. be aware