i hate men who have the gall to complain about women not shaving their legs or pits when their nasty ass is over with a hairy chest and stomach there looking like a goddamn werewolf
if a woman who doesn’t shave is unhygienic then what the hell are you
My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends
my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Everytime I wash a spoon
Vine by BigNik
OH my godthis video is a work of art
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
*high fives myself b/c of my good taste in music*
I actually cried reading this; seriously you guys don’t know how much I needed to read this (even if they’re just Disney quotes..etc) still, thank you for this