wretchedoftheearth:

i hate men who have the gall to complain about women not shaving their legs or pits when their nasty ass is over with a hairy chest and stomach there looking like a goddamn werewolf

if a woman who doesn’t shave is unhygienic then what the hell are you

cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

frickin:

my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

theyearofbecoming:

fileformat:

weloveshortvideos:

Everytime I wash a spoon

Vine by BigNik

OH my god

this video is a work of art

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

fruitpacks:

*high fives myself b/c of my good taste in music*

erenislevisonly:

I actually cried reading this; seriously you guys don’t know how much I needed to read this (even if they’re just Disney quotes..etc) still, thank you for this

detoxys:

BYE

detoxys:

BYE