Kai -- 15 -- Enjoys long walks on the beach and sacrificial rituals -- Dislikes beaches, people, rudeness, impoliteness, ignorance, stupidness, airports, people at airports, getting off planes, mushrooms, sand getting between your toes and in your butt, Tony Abbott, most politicians, myself as of about three months ago and under, getting stuck in stupid places, dropping important things in toilets, when you order a cheeseburger and the pickle isn't in it, homophobes, transphobes, sexual abusers, molesters, pedophiles, pedophilic molesters, people who fUCKING MOLEST CHILDREN FOR FUCK'S SAKE, having to wear clothes I don't want to wear, wedgies, sandals, thongs, socks with sandals, most other people's feet, most o...

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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(via braydaaan)

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letsblameitonthedevil:

loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

lizthefangirl:

talithalungbarrow:

hopelesshoneyxo:

nataliesgrotto:

let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

oH COME O N DISNEY

Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer

letsblameitonthedevil:

loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

lizthefangirl:

talithalungbarrow:

hopelesshoneyxo:

nataliesgrotto:

let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

oH COME O N DISNEY

Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer

(Source: disneyismyescape, via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(via braydaaan)

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jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

(via something-next-to-ravenclaw)

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whereisthebepis:

You can also write whatever you want on a full grown human if you’re not a weenie

whereisthebepis:

You can also write whatever you want on a full grown human if you’re not a weenie

(Source: pleatedjeans, via braydaaan)

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realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

(via wow-a-cactus)

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mysharona1987:

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.

mysharona1987:

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up, via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

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shorten:

*at my own wedding* before I marry you… do you say gif or jif?

(via something-next-to-ravenclaw)

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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via something-next-to-ravenclaw)

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tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

(via something-next-to-ravenclaw)

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thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

(via officialwhitegirls)

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badsciencejokes:

llamasouls:

im failing biology

Yah with a teacher like that failing is not your first concern.
I would alert the authorities.
And the morgue.

(via ms-professor-stem)

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6woofs:

Well, I was GOING to go to bed…

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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